Post by madman on May 14, 2017 3:30:46 GMT
The Scene opens to WWL HQ Press room, the press from over a dozen news stations and Sports Magazen .
WWL Press Agent: - Good morning lady and gentleman we will be starting the press cofrence shortly just as soon as our Champion Arrives.
This point the members of the press all start to grab their personal belongings and make a b-line for the door.
Channel 6 reporter :- are you fucking Crazy im not staying here to get butchered by some P.E Lunatic we all sore what happened at the last even.
It was fine until you dug up mad man and that pet wolf of his .
WWL Press Agent: - Please everyone calm down....... their will be no butchery its actually Mad Man thats called this press comfrence.
And has promised not to mame or kill anyone. No ones ever been killed its actual all be stunt and camera tricks.
This do-sent seem to settle the press members. A dozen security officers in full riot gear enter the room.
WWL Press Agent: - as an extra security mesure we have hire these very skilled officers in full riot gear to form a barrier we hope this will make you feel safer.
And we've also made sure all the exits are open for you. If you wish to leave please do so but you will miss the press release from out champion.
The WWL Champion Steps into the room dressed in a full suit with out his sunglasses and half a dozen lawyers in tow.
They all take a seat and the WWL Champion stands in front of the podium coughs and then speaks.
Mad Man :- I've call you all here to address a very important subject thats been brought to my mine and the WWL attention whilst I dont speak for the WWL Management.
I can only speak for myself on this subject and after speaking to my lawyers at length.
The press agents dont look impressed or comforted by the arrangement or by Mad Mans appearance.
Channel 9 reporters :- Any what is it that you want us all to know.
Mad Man :- Its quite simple.......... One of the WWL wrestlers is a criminal and the worst sort.
Laughter Fills the room.
Channel 13 reporter :- thats rich coming from you Mad Man.
Mad Man :- Its true......... ive been approached by several family each telling me the same story. All of which I warned the nation and the WWL about weeks ago.
Channel 4 reporter :- and just who is this Wrestler.
Mad Man :- its that Fat.............
The nearest lawyer puts a restraing hand on his arm.
Mad Man :- you must excuse me............ It is the wrestler known as Big Dusty Haystacks........ is in fact a pedophile and the real reason
why he left England was to escape police under huese of an overweight Wrestler …........ the US police dont want to admit or acknowledge this.......
beside the statement of this is being investigated. Id like to call upon the people of the world........... Im begging you please step forward..........
go to the police tell them if he touched you or your children.......
Mad Man looks down at the table and tears start to run down his face.
Mad Man :- It deeply touched my soul and forced me to step out of the Mad Man persona and address you all as myself a normal person.
Channel 4 reporter :- so you expect us to believe that your just acting this hole mad man character.
Mad Man :- well yes.......... do you really thing id be stupid enough to go around and kill people and not expect to get shot or arrested.
Take Last night event their was an accident the hole rogar thing just one big accident the a few wrestlers got hurt due to a malfunction they got hurt and even
now are recovering and are provided with the best help monies can buy.
Channel 3 reporter :- I belive he made a challenge to you from his bed in the hospital asking for title Fight do you intend to fight him.
Mad Man :- if it keeps him from harming any more children. Then Yes I accept. I intend to request that match be a Cage match. That way I can try and get all
the family hes harmed here in the US and England some justice!. Thats all I have to say at this time.
Mad Man leaves the room with his lawyers as scene fades to darkness.
WWL Press Agent: - Good morning lady and gentleman we will be starting the press cofrence shortly just as soon as our Champion Arrives.
This point the members of the press all start to grab their personal belongings and make a b-line for the door.
Channel 6 reporter :- are you fucking Crazy im not staying here to get butchered by some P.E Lunatic we all sore what happened at the last even.
It was fine until you dug up mad man and that pet wolf of his .
WWL Press Agent: - Please everyone calm down....... their will be no butchery its actually Mad Man thats called this press comfrence.
And has promised not to mame or kill anyone. No ones ever been killed its actual all be stunt and camera tricks.
This do-sent seem to settle the press members. A dozen security officers in full riot gear enter the room.
WWL Press Agent: - as an extra security mesure we have hire these very skilled officers in full riot gear to form a barrier we hope this will make you feel safer.
And we've also made sure all the exits are open for you. If you wish to leave please do so but you will miss the press release from out champion.
The WWL Champion Steps into the room dressed in a full suit with out his sunglasses and half a dozen lawyers in tow.
They all take a seat and the WWL Champion stands in front of the podium coughs and then speaks.
Mad Man :- I've call you all here to address a very important subject thats been brought to my mine and the WWL attention whilst I dont speak for the WWL Management.
I can only speak for myself on this subject and after speaking to my lawyers at length.
The press agents dont look impressed or comforted by the arrangement or by Mad Mans appearance.
Channel 9 reporters :- Any what is it that you want us all to know.
Mad Man :- Its quite simple.......... One of the WWL wrestlers is a criminal and the worst sort.
Laughter Fills the room.
Channel 13 reporter :- thats rich coming from you Mad Man.
Mad Man :- Its true......... ive been approached by several family each telling me the same story. All of which I warned the nation and the WWL about weeks ago.
Channel 4 reporter :- and just who is this Wrestler.
Mad Man :- its that Fat.............
The nearest lawyer puts a restraing hand on his arm.
Mad Man :- you must excuse me............ It is the wrestler known as Big Dusty Haystacks........ is in fact a pedophile and the real reason
why he left England was to escape police under huese of an overweight Wrestler …........ the US police dont want to admit or acknowledge this.......
beside the statement of this is being investigated. Id like to call upon the people of the world........... Im begging you please step forward..........
go to the police tell them if he touched you or your children.......
Mad Man looks down at the table and tears start to run down his face.
Mad Man :- It deeply touched my soul and forced me to step out of the Mad Man persona and address you all as myself a normal person.
Channel 4 reporter :- so you expect us to believe that your just acting this hole mad man character.
Mad Man :- well yes.......... do you really thing id be stupid enough to go around and kill people and not expect to get shot or arrested.
Take Last night event their was an accident the hole rogar thing just one big accident the a few wrestlers got hurt due to a malfunction they got hurt and even
now are recovering and are provided with the best help monies can buy.
Channel 3 reporter :- I belive he made a challenge to you from his bed in the hospital asking for title Fight do you intend to fight him.
Mad Man :- if it keeps him from harming any more children. Then Yes I accept. I intend to request that match be a Cage match. That way I can try and get all
the family hes harmed here in the US and England some justice!. Thats all I have to say at this time.
Mad Man leaves the room with his lawyers as scene fades to darkness.