Post by bigdustyhaystacks on Mar 19, 2017 21:31:18 GMT
Big Dusty Haystacks
Standing at 6'6, 340 pounds, Big Dusty Haystacks is big, round and just as jolly as his name suggests. He has a great fondness for children, the elderly and the less fortunate. He is also quite fond of food, in all its various shapes, sizes and tastes. Speaking of holes, there are none in his stomach, which is quite astoundingly large! However, he believes in regular physical conditioning and can move around quite well for a man of his size and proportions...often with speed that leaves his opponents in shocked disbelief!
His major offense is the Big Dusty Splash, where, once positioning his foe in the corner, he has a charge at them squashes them beneath the girth of his enormous belly. Of course, he can only do this move in a ring with turnbuckles strong enough to withstand the impact of his weight!
Big Dusty Haystacks hails from England, but considers himself the friend and countryman of all wrestling fans...not to mention all cooks, restaurants and pantries!
His move set appears to be fairly limited to splashes, clotheslines and more splashes and clotheslines, but a keen observer might note that there are multiple subtle variations between his execution of these moves! For example, sometimes he runs--as much as he is able--prior to landing the clothesline or splash. Other times, he takes his opponent off the rope and allows HIM to run INTO the clothesline or splash. Sometimes his clothesline is deliver to the head and neck area, sometimes moreso to the opponents body. And his splash can be delivered to a prone opponent just as well as to a standing one...in the former case, he falls upon his opponent and squashes him nice and good. On certain instances, this has left a bit of a hole in the ring, but these are exceptions, not the rule.
One thing is for sure...when Big Dusty Haystacks enters the ring, there is going to be fun had for all, though less so for his opponent, at least during the course of the match.
Standing at 6'6, 340 pounds, Big Dusty Haystacks is big, round and just as jolly as his name suggests. He has a great fondness for children, the elderly and the less fortunate. He is also quite fond of food, in all its various shapes, sizes and tastes. Speaking of holes, there are none in his stomach, which is quite astoundingly large! However, he believes in regular physical conditioning and can move around quite well for a man of his size and proportions...often with speed that leaves his opponents in shocked disbelief!
His major offense is the Big Dusty Splash, where, once positioning his foe in the corner, he has a charge at them squashes them beneath the girth of his enormous belly. Of course, he can only do this move in a ring with turnbuckles strong enough to withstand the impact of his weight!
Big Dusty Haystacks hails from England, but considers himself the friend and countryman of all wrestling fans...not to mention all cooks, restaurants and pantries!
His move set appears to be fairly limited to splashes, clotheslines and more splashes and clotheslines, but a keen observer might note that there are multiple subtle variations between his execution of these moves! For example, sometimes he runs--as much as he is able--prior to landing the clothesline or splash. Other times, he takes his opponent off the rope and allows HIM to run INTO the clothesline or splash. Sometimes his clothesline is deliver to the head and neck area, sometimes moreso to the opponents body. And his splash can be delivered to a prone opponent just as well as to a standing one...in the former case, he falls upon his opponent and squashes him nice and good. On certain instances, this has left a bit of a hole in the ring, but these are exceptions, not the rule.
One thing is for sure...when Big Dusty Haystacks enters the ring, there is going to be fun had for all, though less so for his opponent, at least during the course of the match.
